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Twilight (Twilight, #1) Ebook DescriptionTwilight (Twilight, #1) Book has a good rating based on 4,404,651 votes and 98,819 reviews, some of the reviews are displayed in the box below, read carefully for reference. Find other interesting books from 'Stephenie Meyer' in the search field.About three things I was absolutely positive.First, Edward was a vampire.Second, there was a part of him—and I didn't know how dominant that part might be—that thirsted for my blood.And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.In the first book of the Twilight Saga, internationally bestselling author Stephenie Meyer introduces Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, a pair of star-crossed lovers whose forbidden relationship ripens against the backdrop of small-town suspicion and a mysterious coven of vampires. This is a love story with bite. Actual rating: 1.5 stars. Believe it or not, there are actually a few books that are worse than Twilight.Ok, funny story.

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I was sitting on my couch with my husband last night finishing up Twilight. I slammed the book shut and began rubbing my temples. Then, my husband goes, 'So you finally finished, huh?' I can't believe I used to like this book,' I said.

Yeah, I remember you were on Twilight's balls hard.' Yeah, yeah, yeah.There isn't a single book on my shelf that has fluctuated between all ratings besides Twilight. No, your eyes do not deceive you.

Color- -1- -2- -3- -4- -5- -6- -7- -8- -9Text Size- 10- 11- 12- 13- 14- 15- 16- 17- 18- 19- 20- 21- 22- 2. Author: Stephenie Meyer. Twilight author Stephenie Meyer revealed that she started working on Midnight Sun again until the Fifty Shades spin-off Grey was announced. Speaking on a panel to promote the 10th Anniversary.

I actually have read Twilight 4 times. I used to hail from Shelfari.com and the first rating I ever gave Twilight was 5 stars.

After I made the switch to GoodReads, I decided to give it 4 stars instead. So, recently I was browsing my GoodReads shelf (I often do that to clean up ratings), I noticed Twilight was sitting pretty at 4 stars and was on my 'favorites' shelf. At the time I thought, 'Wow, that's not accurate at all. Maybe it deserves 3 stars?' But I quickly decided, no, no, no.I'll just do a fun little project and re-read the series and give them all better ratings. If your curious about the details of the project, stop on over here: Project: Hindsight. And hey, if you like what you see, won't you subscribe?

/end shameless self promotion.The coolest thing about re-reading Twilight is that it has caused me to create really cool new shelves such as:'Kill me now'Idiot heroine'This is.not. literature'And my personal favorite: 'Where's my chocolate?'

One of the first things I noticed during this re-read was how incredibly boring it was. Bella is dull as a doorknob.

And the first few chapters of the book are essentially a 'Bitch, Moan, Complain' session. So, we have Bella moving to Forks, WA because she wants her mother to be happy (more on that later). And she's all like, 'Ohhhh, I hate this place. Ewww, it's wet.

Fuck my life.' And what's one of the first things Bella does when she arrives in Forks? She cooks Charlie dinner.No, I don't have an issue with a female character enjoying cooking, but it is practically thrown in my face that Charlie can't fend for himself; Bella has to cook. Well, what the hell was he doing before she arrived?! Oh, ya, did anyone else realize that despite the fact that she says she is not allowed to call Charlie by his first name; she almost always calls him Charlie? WTF.Bella goes to school and during lunch she first cast her eyes on the Cullen family.

Her next period happens to be Biology (because that's where you'd meet a vampire, right?) and as she walks past the fan Edward goes:And she's like, 'WTF. Little does she know that Eddie just wants to devourer her little, ivory skinned ass. His reaction is so off-putting that she cries when she gets back to her truck.

All because Eddie doesn't like her. Who the hell cares, Bella?

Conceded much? Get over yourself. But no, she just obsesses with it. 'Edward Cullen didn't come back to school. Everyday, I watched anxiously until the rest of the Cullens had entered the cafeteria without him.'

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Meanwhile, poor Mike is trying to put the moves on Bella and invites her to a beach trip. Speaking of the beach trip, here is something the editors should have picked up on. When the beach trip is first brought up it's supposed to be happening in two weeks. But, as Bella goes on and on about nothing in particular, a few pages later she mentions '.just because he'd happened to look at me for the first time in a half-dozen weeks.' Anyone notice something? Six weeks have passed and the beach trip is where?

Not only that, but the girl's choice dance was also two weeks away and here six weeks have passed. 'I was surprised he would remember the name; I'd mentioned it just once, almost two months ago.'

Anyway, moving on. Some random shit happens causing Edward to swoop in and save danger prone Bella. The worst thing about Twilight is how incredibly dependent Bella is on Edward. When she's not with him, she is always thinking about him. And that doesn’t make any sense. She barely knows him.

They've had like two or three conversations and she has thoughts like: 'And what was my other choice-to cut him out of my life? Besides, since I'd come to Forks, it really seemed like my life was about him.' 'It would cause me physical pain to be separated from him now.' 'You are my life. You're the only thing it would hurt me to lose.' And then, because Edward must always prove to Bella that he loves her more than she loves him, he pulls this line: 'Don't you see?

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That's what proves me right. I care the most because if I can do it-if leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe.' Are you kidding me?

This is not love. But how could it be, with Edward torn between eating her and making out with her? Edward is a controlling creepy creeper. He had been watching her sleep for weeks before they started talking! Meyer are you condoning stalkish behavior?! Not.Fucking.Cool.I once read that Stephenie Meyer had a dream and that is how Twilight was born. She says she actually started writing from chapter 13 (The Meadow) to the ending.

spoilers removed Then, she went back and wrote the first half. It totally shows. While it's true the entire book is a shit storm in action, the second half is noticeably worse. The first half can easily be summed up as 'Bella's Bitch Fest meets Creep-ward' and believe me when I say, it's really not as bad as the second half. How is that even possible? I have no idea, but Meyer pulls that shit off flawlessly.

I have a theory on that. Because Meyer had a dream about Bella and Edward and their 'true love' and she went to work on the second half before the first, there is all this raw emotions, strange pet names, and banter that's supposed to be romantic but fails miserably. I just felt terribly uncomfortable reading it.

And to top it all off, it was so bad, like, eye bleeding bad! It made me so angry I actually pulled out a pen and started marking this damn book up. Don't believe me?

LMAO, seriously folks, I took notes. Feast your eyes on my personal copy of Toilette Twilight spoilers removed.I've also noticed a trend with Meyer. She doesn't write fight scenes. There was a huge build up for a fight with James and we see nothing of the fight. Bella is informed of what happened after the fact.

Good job, Stephenie. You totally ripped off your readers there. So, Carlisle is sitting there fixing up Bella on the ground (and he randomly has Morphine, by the way -) and Bella is in the process of passing out. But first, Carlisle has a little conversation about Bella's mom and she somehow finds the will to mention to Alice what she knows about James.

Like, really? Go to sleep Bella. You talk too much.I won't bore you with the details of the ending.

I'm sure you already know. But I do want to say that Bella's mother is the most selfish character (next to Bella, of course). First she ships her off to Forks so she could be with her new husband. And no, do not tell me Bella chose to do that. Renee is the parent and it's.her.

job to make sacrifices. Then, when Bella is in the hospital after the fight with James, she acts like she can't be bothered to stay with Bella. Then she sighed and glaced guiltily over her shoulder at the big, round clock on the wall.'

Do you need to go?' She bit her lip. 'Phil's supposed to call in a little while.I didn't know you were going to wake up.' Really, Renee?! Your daughter almost died and you are seriously acting like this? Oh, but this shit gets better: 'I'll be back soon.

I've been sleeping here, you know,' she announced, proud of herself. Do you want a cookie for that? It's your job! 'I can stay if you need me.' 'No, Mom, I'll be fine.

Edward will be with me.' She looked like that might be why she wanted to stay.' I'll be back tonight.' Its sounded as much like a warning as it sounded like a promise, and she glanced at Edward again as she said it. And what does she think Edward and Bella are going to do? She has a broken leg, broken ribs, and cracks in her skull.

C'mon now!Then Edward takes Bella to prom, he kisses her neck. The fucking end.Would I recommend this? You're shitting me, right? I'm about to go do this to my bookshelf:But I'll tell you what I recommend. I recommend we all do this to our copies of Toilette.Amen.Continue on with the madness with my review of Midnight Sun and New Moon.BONUS TIME.I love bonuses!

They are so much fun! Have you seen the Twilight parody by The Hillywood Show? Go watch now!!Twilight: Moon: personally love the Eclipse one.More reviews and more at Cuddlebuggery Book Blog.

Let me give you an idea of how much my opinion of this book changed at different stages of reading. When I was about a third of the way through, I was so into it that I immediately put my name on the library reservations list for the sequel, and wishlisted every edition on BookMooch. Now, having finished, I doubt I'll bother to read any further in the series.

The opening is really quite interesting: Bella moves from sunny Arizona to rainy, gloomy Washington State to live with her father (her somewhat loopy mom wants to follow her new husband while he's on the road as a minor league ballplayer). To her surprise, she gains almost instant popularity at her new high school—with the exception of the beautiful Edward Cullen and his siblings, who either ignore her, or in the case of Edward himself, seem to be repulsed by her. Even though the reader probably knows going in that at least part of what's going on relates to Edward being a vampire (because it says in BIG LETTERS ON THE BACK that Edward is a vampire), it's still fun to speculate about what exactly is going on—why does Edward seem both drawn and repelled by Bella? Why does he save her life? What are a bunch of vampires doing impersonating students at a small town high school, anyway?Unfortunately, the answers to all these questions seem to be either nonexistent or extremely lame. Edward reacts weirdly to Bella because she 1) smells unusually good, and 2) is the only person he's ever met whose mind he cannot read. 1 apparently makes him fall in love with her, while the reasons behind No.

2 are never explained. But, you know, the actual mysterious stuff is apparently not important—instead it's more important that we realize that the Cullens are good vampires, who only eat animals, and who do nice, all-American things like play baseball in the woods. Also, all the weaknesses you've heard vampires have are just myths. Garlic, stakes, even sunlight—no problemo.

Yet Edward would never even consider turning Bella, because that would make her an Evil Thing. Oh, and they also can't have sex, presumably because Meyer once read 'Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex' (and/or is a Mormon. Sorry).Instead, what Edward and Bella apparently CAN do is be very emo and teenage about their twu luv (despite Edward actually being over 100 years old), and be threatened by a villain that shows up in the novel's last third just to give it some semblance of an actual plot. Then, once all is well, they go to the prom! THE BOOK ENDS WITH EDWARD TAKING BELLA TO THE PROM. Fuck.And still, none of this answers my number one question: if you were a century-old vampire, why the HELL would you spend your time going to high school in Washington State? (Especially when you're not even trying to bang high school girls.) Angel at his most pathetic emo mopiness had more spine.

My name is bella. Here's what stephenie didn't tell you. It's super-duper-important.on the morning after it rained, it was rainy outside and i frowned at it being so rainy all the time. I chuckled to myself, darn weather! I stared at the rain outside, which is where they usually keep the rain.

There was never any rain in phoenix. I love phoenix. I hate rain.i tripped over a large air pocket on my bedroom floor and bashed my skull into the corner of my bookcase, which had three shelves and was faux wood veneer. After i applied cold compresses and stanched most of the bleeding, i drove to school, but they must have moved the school building across town. I chuckled to myself, darn school moving people!after i drove around for a few hours looking for where they put the building, edward cullen pulled up alongside me in his shiny, silver volvo, which was silver and a saab, i think. His well-muscled chest was riding shotgun, wearing a blue-gray waffle knit long-sleeved t-shirt, relaxed fit jeans with contrast stitching in a lightly distressed wash, and an ivory-colored jacket made from the dyed skins of clubbed baby seals.

He dressed very well, like someone who wears nice clothes.his well-muscled chest waved to me like an old friend, but edward glowered at me from the driver's seat. His eyes were black. I think he came down with glaucoma.even though he glared at me and gave me the finger, he smiled and told me to follow him to school.

He knew where they kept it. I wonder how he found out. But just then, i nearly tripped over my gas pedal and fell through the windshield. I am so clumsy.

When we got to school, edward's well-muscled chest walked me to english class.' Try to be careful in there,' the chest giggled while at the same time giving me a sinister sideward glance that made the blood in the veins under my skin in my body feel ice-cold.' Haha,' i giggled, tapping the chest on its rippling pectorals. 'very funny,' i then said running my finger around his kennedy-half-dollar sized nipples. 'i'll try to be careful,' i joked, alarmed at the unearthly chill emitted by his taut obliques.everyone stared at us in the hallway, which was a long interior space allowing access to various doors.

The students were wearing clothes and talking and carrying books. Through the windows of the classroom which looked onto the out-of-doors, i could see the rain was still raining outside. Then i tripped over my clitoris and fell into a galvanized steel av cart on casters. Three people were seriously injured.i chuckled and turn bright red. How embarrassing.at the end of the school day edward cullen came to walk me to my car. His chest was nowhere to be seen.

Probably at banana republic or out hunting mountain lions again. I chuckled to myself, darn chest!' Where's my car?' I giggled after chuckling for a while.' Don't you remember that you totaled it this morning when you drove into the orphan's hospital?' He was looking at me with his eyes. He gave me his ivory jacket to keep me dry from the rain, which is usually very wet.

Then he looked at me again, smiling with the right half of his mouth but frowning with the left half of his mouth and oddly expressionless in the middle part of his mouth.' You know,' i said, falling over a parking bumper into a rack of bicycles, 'rain isn't the only thing there is that gets me wet.'

'let's just be friends,' he hissed, arching an eyebrow, flexing his sinewy wrists, and flaring his beautiful muscular nostrils.i realized then he might be a vampire. Or really gay. Or a really gay vampire.i should have known. He had erasure cassettes in the car.

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